Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Michael Barry: Bart

Quotes 

• Bart : Wanna hear something that really sucks? You guys know that chick at Dairy Queen?

  CJ : The fat one?

  Bart : Yeah. She was coming over tonight. I would have tapped that shit for sure.

  Terry : Bart, dude, everybody's dead, okay? Your mom's dead. Your brother's dead. That fat chick at Dairy Queen? Dead!

  Bart : Yeah. That sucks, too.

• Bart : Look, he's a twitcher.

  [C.J. and Terry watch the twitching zombified security guard] 

  Bart : TV says you gotta shoot them in the head.

  Terry : TV said a lot of things that aren't true.

  CJ : Well, fuck the fucker. I told him not go to downstairs.

  [C.J. shoots the zombified security guard in head] 

• CJ : [to Bart]  Hey, dumbass. It's the timers. It's 8:00.

  CJ : [to Terry] 

  CJ : Terry. Go shut them off.

  Terry : It's Bart's turn.

  Bart : You're the trainee, man. Shit rolls downhill.

• Bart : [In the parking garage]  What the fuck was that? I just saw something.

  CJ : You didn't see shit, Bart. Shut the fuck up.

  Bart : Oh, shit. Here it comes.

  [a dog turns the corner] 

  Bart : Jesus Christ! It's a fucking dog.

  Michael : [to dog]  Come here, boy. Well, at least you know nothing's down here. It would've eaten him.

  Bart : See? I told you I saw something!

• Bart : [watching TV]  "Twitcher"? Now that is one cool motherfucker.

• Bart : What's the news?

  CJ : Bad.

• Terry : I wish somebody was working Hallowed Grounds.

  CJ : How hard is it to make a cup of coffee?

  Terry : I wanted a soy mocha latte with foam.

  Bart : Faggot.

• Bart : Terry, come on, man. Open the door.

  Terry : [Distracted by watching Nicole on the security monitors]  Shut up.

  Bart : Come on, man. Don't tell me to shut up. Just come open the door. I got you this job. Come on.