Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Denis Leary: Diego

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• Diego : I don't know whats wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.

  Manny : [chuckles]  I know what you've got: the "L" word.

  Sid : Yeah, leprosy!

  Manny : No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".

  Sid : Ah, lice!

  Manny : No. Diego, my friend, is in love.

• Sid : My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.

  Diego : Was this before she abandoned you?

  Sid : Yes it was.

• Shira : Two sloths, a mammoth and a sabertooth? You sound like the start of a bad joke.

  Diego : And we, saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.

  Shira : Don't, call me Kitty.

  Diego : Okay, I won't, Kitty.

  Granny : If they kiss I'm gonna puke!

• Granny : [Jumps in ocean]  Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.

  Sid : Granny, grab my paw.

  Granny : No way. This is my first bath in decades.

  [Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her] 

  Diego : There's your proof.

  Sid : Quick! Somebody do something!

  [Manny throws Sid in] 

  Sid : I got you, Granny.

  Granny : Get off of me!

  Sid : Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!

  [Gets her back in the ice berg] 

  Granny : [to Manny and Diego]  What are you peeping toms all looking at?

  [They turn around disturbed] 

  Granny : A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyballing me like a rump roast.

  Diego : What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?

  Manny : She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.

• Shira : You're pretty soft for a saber.

  Diego : Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.

  Sid : Oh, Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. He keeps losing them. Hee-hee!

• Diego : [to Shira, who he tries to offer water to]  Easy, kitty: water... you need it.

  Shira : [coldly]  I don't need anything from you.

  Diego : Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.

  Shira : Wait. I'll take it.

  [coldly] 

  Shira : Thank you.

  Diego : You know, you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.

  Shira : It's a gift.

• Sid : Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.

  Granny : [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid]  Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?

  Sid : Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?

  Diego : I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.

  Sid : What?

  Manny : What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.

  Sid : Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.

  Diego : At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?

  Sid : Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?

  Ellie : Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.

• Diego : [Roars]  Yeah, you don't scare me mother nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.

  [Hears whooping] 

  Diego : Huh?

  [Gets hit by log being driven by sloths] 

  Eunice : I think we're almost there!

  Milton : We'd better be! I just lost the steering!

  Granny : Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.

  Marshall : Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.

  Uncle Fungus : Hey, paws up, everybody!

  Marshall : Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.

  Uncle Fungus : Whoo-hoo!

  Eunice : Be careful, Milton, you're gonna hurt somebody!

  [Diego tries to reach safety] 

  Eunice : Aah! Bad kitty!

  Marshall : Rock!

  Granny : [Diego flies into Granny]  Whoo!

  Diego : [When log has finally stopped]  That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

• Manny : Just keep your eyes on the horizon!

  Diego : I cant find the Horizon!

• Manny : Just keep your eye on the horizon!

  Diego : I can't find the horizon!

• Sid : Granny?

  Diego : Granny?

  Manny : Granny?

  Sid : Come out, come out wherever you are!

  Manny : Come on, Granny.

  Sid : Here, Granny, Granny. I have prunes for you! Just the way you like them!

  [spits them out of his mouth] 

  Diego : Ugh.

  Manny : Aw! I don't wanna see that. Huh?

  [suddenly spots Peaches running off] 

  Manny : Oh, no.

• Manny : [grabs a huge bark]  Okay, snack time's over. We got to build.

  Diego : Manny...

  Sid : Wow, Shira must really hate building rafts.

  [They spot Shira running off] 

  Manny : Go get her! She could help us get back!

  Diego : [starts chasing after Shira]  Shira!