Jokes

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His wife was taking lessons – he was shocked by this
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club. On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said, "Wow, I have never seen you play this well before!" Marie says, "I took lessons." A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed...
The pastor takes a sickie and goes to play golf
There was a pastor at a local church who loved to golf... ... he would try to golf as much as possible whenever he could. He would always watch out for the weather to check if there were any days for golfing. Now, it so happened that one of the days was the coming Sunday. So, the pastor...
The biker had a chat to this hot woman in a bar – it changed his...
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my...
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart