The mermaid There once was a mermaid named Sue, Whose heart yearned for something quite new. She saw a lone ship, so grand, With a captain who waved from the land. Sue swam up to meet her new beau, Her tail made a terrible "sploosh," you know. The captain was startled, quite blue, "A mermaid! Oh my, what to do?" She laughed at his face, so surprised, And said, "Let's get married, I've always prized A man who can sail any sea, And you're just the one for me!" Robin Kool --- A poem for eve...