Irish jokes

They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie’s lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the lamp and rubs it, and lo and behold, a genie pops...

He says, ‘I hear you Irish are damn good drinkersI'll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.'The room is quiet and no-one takes u.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.“What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men. “How may I help you?” she asks. “Mother superior,” the younger leprechaun says. “Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?” The mother superior thinks for a while and answers, “No, we have no leprechaun nuns.” ...

An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman t hey run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there's a man trying to kill us!”The bartender says “there are some.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Looking some funny Irish jokes and jokes about Irish people? These ones are sure to get the whole pub laughing. #Irishjokes #Irishcraic

Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...

Same time everyday at the same bar. This went on for years and as time went on the bond between these three men grew into something like a brotherhood. Then one day as they were having their after work drinks, two of the fellows seemed really down. That’s when one of the friends announced...