Meet our Arroyo shorts from Burro - the ultimate enabler for your outdoor antics! Crafted from high-quality, retina-burning, quick-drying, four-way stretch nylon, these shorts are here to prove that even your fashion choices can be questionable and adventurous. Whether you're conquering mountains, battling Poseidon in a kayak, or hiking to a waterfall that's probably just a puddle under a half-moon while crooning to Sting, the Arroyo shorts are ready for your harebrained escapades. 🎉 Misadventure Magnets: These shorts are designed to add a dash of "What was I thinking?" to your outdoor ensemble. With their retro-inspired design and colors so bright they'll make your future seem dim, you'll be the laughingstock of any wilderness gathering. Who says outdoor gear can't also double as a party joke? 🌊 Quick-Dry & Stretchy (Unlike Your Sense of Direction): Whether you're soaked from a river mishap or just sweating from the confusion of how you ended up here, our quick-drying, four-way stretch fabric has your back (and front, and sides). These shorts will keep you comfy no matter how hilariously off-course your adventure takes you. 🪝 Zippered Pocket of Lost Hopes: Our pièce de résistance - the zippered pocket. Safely stash your phone, wallet, or keys here, so you can continue to lose them in the great outdoors with confidence. Plus, the bright colors will ensure you never lose sight of your poor life choices, even in the darkest woods. 🌈 A Comedy of Fashion Errors: At Burro, we believe outdoor gear should be a perfect blend of practicality and questionable style. Our design inspiration? Well, let's just say we channel the spirit of '70s disco with all the confidence of a guy in bell bottoms at a modern-day hipster cafe. The Arroyo shorts perfectly embody this philosophy, pairing modern materials with a vintage fashion sense that's like a dad joke for your legs. 🏞️ The Friend Who Enables It All: Whether you're conquering trails or enduring the ridicule of friends, the Arroyo shorts from Burro are your go-to partner in crime. They're stylishly disastrous, practically impractical, and built to withstand your wildest outdoor misadventures. The real question is: What's stopping you from embracing the hilarity? Grab a pair today and let the questionable choices and laughter roll! ️🌙
