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are you the yellow light because you're annoying and nobody actually listens to you

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Isn’t that something you hear in elementary school? Nobody likes you.. 😂😂😂😂😂 Pass the klennex Cookie!

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Unfortunately this is very relatable... #funny #memes