You're gonna end up living in a van... down by the river!!!' A few weeks ago I opened my front door to quite the surprise. Right there, parked directly in front of my meticulously maintained front lawn, sat a huge... ugly... van. This thing was hideous. The van's condition immediately made me wonder whether it managed to drive here or instead fell off the back of a tow truck. I also couldn't tell whether it was intentionally painted tan, or if 40 years of sunlight had finally worked its…
