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29 Hilarious and True Bits of Parenting Wisdom via Deva Dalporto of MyLifeSuckers | funny stuff for moms | parenting humor Parent Advice Cards, Advice Jar, New Parent Quotes, Parenting Advice Quotes, Funny Parents, Funny Advice, Dad Advice, Advice For New Moms, Parents Quotes Funny

Some of my favorite bloggers came out with a new book called I Still Just Want to Pee Alone today. Whoo hoo!!! To celebrate, I asked them to share their best bits of parenting wisdom with me. And they did! So voila, here are their brilliant—and brilliantly funny—parenting truths. Never lick a brown smudge. When […]

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A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up.   “I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table.   “If he takes the money, he’ll be a... Parent Jokes Hilarious, Hilarious Clean Jokes, Jokes Hilarious Funny Humour Clean, Funny Clean Humor, Clean Funny Jokes Hilarious, Clean Humor Hilarious, Rasist Jokes Funny, Jokes For Parents, Hilarious Jokes Laughing So Hard To Tell

“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.” So the man and his wife hide...

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