Mojo Nixon, member of the Church of the Sub-genius and Psychobilly singer, once said that there was only one person that did not have Elvis within themselves, Michele Bachmann has proven that she has never had Elvis in her (you have a very dirty mind.) I did not know this but tonight is supposedly Cat Night. The term Cat Nights harks back to a rather obscure old Irish legend concerning witches and the belief that a witch could turn herself into a cat eight times, but on the ninth time…
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