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BUD McGOUGHLIN; ACTION WEATHERMAN! These days, it seems Hollywood keeps pumping out the same regurgitated nonsense. But, we can't moan if we're not willing to fix it. So we've tried our hands at writing a script, and we think we've come up with the perfect remedy for cinema's ailments... and his name is BUD McGOUGHLIN;

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That lad from that boy band Wouldn’t it be good to be that lad from that boy band? You know, that boy band who do that song that’s always on the radio? Just imagine how great it would feel to be mobbed by thousands of strangers every time you went to Morrisons. Just think of all the cool new people who would suddenly s

Lad of Leisure You might be sat at a desk right now, head in the clouds, daydreaming of a more leisurely life, but this chap is here to give you a hypothetical slap on the cheek and tell you to get back to work. Apparently, the life of leisure isn't all sunshine and roses. You see, this lad here made his money young. H

The Other Human Torch Even though they share a name, the similarities between this fella here and the Fantastic Four's resident combustible man are few and far in between. You see, while Johnny Storm whittles away the hours engulfed in flames and flying about New York, thanks to his choice in brightly-hued outwear, thi

Snowed In Trapped in the post office… snow showing no signs of slowing down… not sure how long I’ll last in here… only popped in for a Jiffy Bag… been licking stamps to survive… the glue makes my tongue feel weird… not a bad diet though… think I’ve lost about a stone… glad I’m wearing comfortable trainers… been stood u