Popeye (1980)
Donald Moffat: The Taxman
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Quotes
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The Tax Man : Not up to no good, are you? Because if you are, there's a 50 cent "up to no good" tax.
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The Tax Man : You just docked?
Popeye : I has.
The Tax Man : Ah ha, let's see here, that'll be 25¢ docking tax.
Popeye : What for?
The Tax Man : Where's your sea craft?
Popeye : It ain't no sea craft, it's me dinghy and it's under the wharf.
The Tax Man : Ah ha. Ahh-ha. This your goods?
Popeye : They is.
The Tax Man : Yeah. You're new in town right?
Popeye : If you call this a town, yes.
The Tax Man : Well, first of all, there's 17¢ new-in-town tax, and there's 45¢ rowboat-under-the-wharf tax, and one dollar leaving-your-junk-lying-around-the-wharf tax, so all together, you owe the Commodore $1.87.
Popeye : Uh, who's this Commodore?
The Tax Man : Is that the nature of question? There's a nickel question tax.
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The Tax Man : One sunflower, embarrassing the Tax Man tax.
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The Tax Man : You moved out of the Oyl?
Popeye : None of your business!
The Tax Man : Four dollars twenty-five cents, movin' out tax.
Popeye : Nuts to you and nuts to your taxes!
The Tax Man : You moved in here?
Popeye : What's it look like?
The Tax Man : Five dollars twenty-five cents, movin' in tax.
Popeye : Don't forget: double nuts!
