2 Stupid Dogs (1993–1995)
Mark Schiff: Little Dog
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Quotes
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Little Dog : There are plenty of hamsters in the sea. I just hope they can swim.
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Little Dog : Hey, hey, why'd you wake me up?
Big Dog : So we can wake up.
Little Dog : If you didn't wake me up, I might've had a nightmare and it would've woke me up. Then, I could've woke you up and we would both be awake. But since you did wake me up, I can't wake up from this nightmare so i can't wake you up! So we're both still asleep.
Big Dog : ...What?
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[the two dogs are sniffing a road kill]
Little Dog : What is it?
Big Dog : Can't tell.
Little Dog : Wanna eat it?
Big Dog : Yup.
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Little Dog : I want the toilet seat!
Big Dog : I want the toilet seat.
Little Dog : I found it!
Big Dog : I tipped over the trash can.
Little Dog : I led us down the street!
Big Dog : I woke up this morning.
Little Dog : I'm littler than you!
Big Dog : I used to be little.
Little Dog : I have an itch on my back!
Big Dog : I have a flea in my ear.
Little Dog : I saw an airplane!
Big Dog : I can *eat* an airplane.