How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
Kathryn Hahn: Michelle
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Quotes
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Ben : Excuse me, ma'am.
Jeannie Ashcroft : Holy crap!
Ben : Where's Andie Anderson?
Jeannie Ashcroft : Uh, she's not here.
Ben : Where is she?
Michelle Rubin : She quit.
Jeannie Ashcroft : She's got an interview in Washington.
Ben : When is she leaving?
Jeannie Ashcroft : Today.
Ben : When?
Jeannie Ashcroft : Well, like, now.
Ben : You're not a therapist, are you?
Michelle Rubin : Oh, haha... no.
Ben : Good job, though. You owe me three hundred bucks.
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Michelle Rubin : So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?
Andie : Seven days.
Michelle Rubin : Seven days. Interesting.
Ben : Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?
Andie : Well, Ben, seven days isn't like a lifetime, or anything...
Ben : It's like a week.
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Ben : Look, look, look, wait a minute. The one night we even thought about having sex, all right, she up and decides she's going to nickname my...
Michelle Rubin : Penis?
Ben : Yeah. "Princess Sophia." You want to talk about shooting a man's horse? Whop! Come on!
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Michelle Rubin : Oh, you are never going to pull this off.
Andie : Watch me. Tonight, I'll hook a guy. Tomorrow, pull the switch. Before the ten days are up, I'm going to have this guy running for his life.
Jeannie Ashcroft : You're not going to burn his apartment down or bite him, or anything?
Andie : No! I'm going to limit myself to doing everything girls do wrong in relationships. Basically, everything we know guys hate. I'll be clingy, needy...
Jeannie Ashcroft : Be touchy-feely.
Andie : Yeah.
Jeannie Ashcroft : Ooh, call him in the middle of the night and tell him everything you had to eat that day.
Michelle Rubin : What's wrong with that?
[Andie & Jeanie stare at Michelle]
Michelle Rubin : I'm kidding.
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Andie : Why do they always forget my bacon?
Jeannie Ashcroft : I can't believe you got that guy knocked out.
Andie : Only for a few seconds.
Lana Jong : Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece.
Andie : [with her mouth full] Thank you, Lana.
Lana Jong : When are you seeing him again?
Andie : Tonight. He's inviting me over to his house for dinner.
Lana Jong : Excellent! I've got a feeling about this one.
Michelle Rubin : I hate it when she pops her head in like that.
Andie : I never noticed it.
Lana Jong : A-hem. I heard that. And Andie, tonight take smaller bites.
Andie : Thank you, Lana.
Michelle Rubin : Oh, my God!
Jeannie Ashcroft : Disgusting! I can barely eat over here.
[Andie takes an even bigger bite]
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Michelle Rubin : Why this place?
Jeannie Ashcroft : It's perfect. Hi, Ingrid.
Mullen's Hostess : Hi.
Jeannie Ashcroft : Mullen's is the apres-work watering hole for the upwardly mobile.
