Killer Joe (2011)
Matthew McConaughey: Killer Joe Cooper
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Quotes
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Killer Joe Cooper : Tuna casserole! May I serve?
Dottie Smith : How are you gonna kill my mama?
Killer Joe Cooper : That's not appropriate dinner conversation, Dottie.
Dottie Smith : Unless you poison her.
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Killer Joe Cooper : I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
Ansel Smith : How?
Killer Joe Cooper : Well... no, I suppose that's about as bad as it gets.
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Killer Joe Cooper : Were you aware of this, Ansel?
Ansel Smith : I'm never aware.
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Killer Joe Cooper : That poor, miserable bastard set his own genitals on fire just to teach his girlfriend a lesson. I guess he showed her. I wonder if she ever got over it.
Dottie Smith : Was he all right?
Killer Joe Cooper : No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire.
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Killer Joe Cooper : If you insult me again, I will cut your face off and wear it over my own. Do you understand?
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Killer Joe Cooper : [at the dinner table] This is lovely. Now, who would like to say grace?
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Sharla Smith : You want some chicken? I stopped by the K-Fry-C.
Killer Joe Cooper : Yes, please.
Sharla Smith : Help yourself. It's on the stove.
Ansel Smith : Get it for him, would you hun?
Sharla Smith : Sure. White or dark?
Killer Joe Cooper : Leg.
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Dottie Smith : Your eyes hurt.
Killer Joe Cooper : I beg your pardon?
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Killer Joe Cooper : Now suck this.
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Killer Joe Cooper : [showing a picture to Sharla] Who's dick is that?
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Sharla Smith : You son of a bitch...
Killer Joe Cooper : [grabs her by the neck] No need for name calling. I haven't called you any names. I am a guest here. You be polite.
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Killer Joe Cooper : My payment is 25 thousand dollars, in cash, in advance. No exceptions.
Ansel Smith : 25?
Killer Joe Cooper : Yes sir.
Ansel Smith : [to Chris] I thought you said 20.
Chris Smith : I was told 20.
Killer Joe Cooper : 25. Is that a problem?
Chris Smith : We don't have a problem with 25. That's not our problem.
Killer Joe Cooper : What is your problem?
Chris Smith : We have a problem with the advance.
Killer Joe Cooper : No exceptions.
Chris Smith : Sir, let me explain. One of the reasons we're interested in having this done, is my mother holds a very large insurance policy.
Killer Joe Cooper : They usually do.
Chris Smith : We thought if we could guarantee payment after the policy had been covered...
Killer Joe Cooper : Look, this really isn't open for discussion. The conversation is finished.
[Chris goes after him as he leaves]
Killer Joe Cooper : What did you think this is, Let's Make a Deal? This is serious business you're fucking with here, boy.
Chris Smith : I'm aware of that.
Killer Joe Cooper : No, I don't think you are. I don't take you seriously.
Chris Smith : This is going to get done, one way or another.
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Killer Joe Cooper : You want me off the job? Just say the word.
Chris Smith : When are you planning on doing it?
Killer Joe Cooper : Tonight.
Chris Smith : Really? So you'd be leaving tomorrow, then?
Killer Joe Cooper : No, no. The retainer is for the money. I'm not leaving until I get my money.
Chris Smith : I don't like that.
Killer Joe Cooper : Well, I don't care.
Chris Smith : I don't want you near my sister.
Killer Joe Cooper : I don't care.
Chris Smith : And if I tell you the deal's off?
Killer Joe Cooper : I'll leave right now, and you'll never see me again. Your call.
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[Dottie is holding up her dress]
Killer Joe Cooper : Why wouldn't you wear that for me?
Dottie Smith : It's not me.
Killer Joe Cooper : Not when you're not in it.
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Killer Joe Cooper : Put it on.
Dottie Smith : Alright.
[turns away]
Killer Joe Cooper : Where are you going?
Dottie Smith : I was going to put on the dress.
Killer Joe Cooper : I said put it on.
Dottie Smith : I was.
Killer Joe Cooper : Here... I wanna see you put it on.
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Killer Joe Cooper : We never discussed the possibility of a retainer.
Chris Smith : What do you mean? Hey, man, you talking about my sister?
Killer Joe Cooper : Is that who she is?
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Killer Joe Cooper : You know I'll kill you.
Chris Smith : Go fuck yourself.
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Killer Joe Cooper : Do you want me to wear your face?
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Dottie Smith : Are you gonna kill my mama?
Killer Joe Cooper : I don't know. Why?
Dottie Smith : Just curious.
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Killer Joe Cooper : You said that you never cared for Chris.
Sharla Smith : I haven't, I don't.
Killer Joe Cooper : And you also said that Rex is an idiot.
Sharla Smith : Yeah. Right.
Killer Joe Cooper : And you also said that the cheque was for a hundred.
Sharla Smith : [stressed] Or however much!
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Killer Joe Cooper : [to beaten-up Sharla] Now, you're a very beautiful woman. Don't you think so, Ansel?
Ansel Smith : I hadn't given it much thought.
Killer Joe Cooper : [Punches the wall] NO! WRONG ANSWER!
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Killer Joe Cooper : I'll slaughter all of you like pigs. Do you believe I'd do that?
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Killer Joe Cooper : I wish I had a funny story about first dates or casseroles, but I don't. Maybe one will come to me. Maybe not. Lee Hazlewood. Okie from Muskogee. I don't have a funny story about Lee Hazlewood, either. Or Oklahoma. I guess Oklahoma's kind of funny anyway, though. I grew up looking at Oklahoma. From the south bank of the Red River. When I was a boy, the border between Texas and Oklahoma was actually the middle of the river. You fish the north bank, you caught Okie fish. I caught Texas fish. Sometime since then, we gave our half of the river away. Now the whole damn thing belongs to Oklahoma. South bank. That's the border now. I'm not sure why we did that. But it makes me mad. It's kind of like giving away your front porch.
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Killer Joe Cooper : [on Dottie] She's my retainer.
Chris Smith : Deal's off. You're gonna have to eat this one.
