Short funny stories

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

A man is in court for murder and the judge says, You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer. A voice at the back of the court says, You b*stard. The judge continues, You are.. #funny, #joke, #humor

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.

On a hot summer day, A little boy and his mother were inside a lake house.Little boy decided to go for a swim in lake behind his house.Boy was really excited to go into lake and swim .. #story, #funny