Funny Jokes

For when you need a fast funny joke, here are some short jokes to get anyone giggling.
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A guy walked into a bar and said - funny jokes
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.” #funny #jokes #humor
A blonde man marries his girlfriend - funny jokes
A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It’s their first honeymoon night and the man doesn’t quite know what to do... #funny #jokes #humor
Little Johnny learns a lesson
Little Johnny finds out the neighbors dog had puppies so he goes over to play with them... #funny #jokes #humor
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can’t orgasm because it’s too damn hot.... #funny #jokes #humor
A couple was invited to a swanky masked – funny jokes
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin... #funny #jokes #humor
A man with a very large peni*
A man with a very large penis walks into a doctor’s office Edit: it’s been pointed out to me, and I agree, that this joke is way too long.
A lawyers wife died – funny jokes
A lawyer’s wife died. At her grave, everyone was appalled. The tombstone read, “HERE LIES PHYLLIS, WIFE OF ATTORNEY MURRAY #funny #jokes #humor
A blonde has been working in a broom – funny jokes
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state’s strict anti-child labor laws, and has.. #funny #jokes #humor
Just crap in the carburator – funny jokes
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, #funny #jokes #humor
A married couple on a tight budget - funny jokes
A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it.. #funny #jokes #humor
A husband and wife who work for the circus - funny jokes
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, #funny #jokes #lol #humor #husband #wife
The groom and I have been friends - funny jokes
The groom and I have been friends for a long time, but he had some trouble finding a best man. #funny #jokes #lol #humor
A man with a very large peni* - funny jokes
A man with a very large penis walks into a doctor’s office it’s been pointed out to me, and I agree, that this joke is way too long... #funny #jokes #lol