Nothing against Barbie {Love your Instagram, doll! } I just didn't want to wear half my weight in tulle, beading, or bows on my wedding day. At a shrimpy 5'2", I would've been swallowed whole by a "cupcake" wedding dress, so I opted for something suuuuuper simple; it strongly resembled the first wedding dress below. If you're similarly put off by frou-frou wedding dresses, check out these five sleek, chic dresses from J.Crew. (Bonus: Because they don't involve a ton of fabric or fancy…