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Push the boundaries of thinking! Situation puzzles awaiting your answers!This type of game reveals astonishing truths through yes-no questions
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I have registered this Wikipedia account for 6 years, and I'm also a Wikipediholic. I have misused Wikipedia several times to help with my homework. To make more useless Wikipedia articles, I have made this account to start damaging it. I also have a page in Chinese Wikipedia, and that page is even more active. Despite struggling on language puns and templates differences between both Wikipedias, I am striving for their consistency.
Other languages of this page include (Standard) Chinese and Classical Chinese.
About me
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Pronunciation | /biːfˈwɪki/ |
“ | Instead of finding a lover, why don't one contribute more to Wikipedia? | ” |
— Beefwiki 5:22pm, 28 July 2022 (UTC+8) / 09:22, 28 July 2022 (UTC), Chinese Wikipedia |
“ | However, if s/he's also a Wikipedian, that's all right. | ” |
— Beefwiki 4:20pm, 30 July 2022 (UTC+8) / 08:20, 30 July 2022 (UTC), Chinese Wikipedia |
本人是為澳門人也。[note 1]Readers remarked, "Your Classical Chinese is so poor; what's the point of showing off here?"
I think that Wikipedia is the supreme, best website to damage! Mathematics is my favourite subject for making troubles!
What? You asked me why are here so less words? Can't you see the userboxes below? Read them slowly.
Personal information
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Electronic products
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Wikipedia
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Languages: Chinese
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Languages: English
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Languages: Others
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Interests: Miscellaneous
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Interests: Chess
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Interests: Food & Drinks
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Interests: Mathematics
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Interests: Geography
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Works
[edit]The following works were created by me and released under CC BY-SA (explanation below).
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Attribution (BY) | Licensees may copy, distribute, display, perform and make derivative works and remixes based on it only if they give the author or licensor the credits (attribution) in the manner specified by these. Since version 2.0, all Creative Commons licenses require attribution to the creator and include the BY element. The letters BY are not an abbreviation, unlike the other rights. | You need to attribute your work to Wikipedia. | |
Share-alike (SA) | Licensees may distribute derivative works only under a license identical to ("not more restrictive than") the license that governs the original work. (See also Copyleft.) Without share-alike, derivative works might be sublicensed with compatible but more restrictive license clauses, e.g. CC BY to CC BY-NC. | You also need to publish it under CC BY-SA when sharing. |
Situation puzzles/minute mysteries/lateral thinking puzzles/"yes/no" puzzles
[edit]The content of situation puzzles here includes elements of violence, illegality, or horror, but not in an overtly offensive or disturbing way. Teens and children should review this section in the presence of and with guidance from a trusted adult. It is recommended that individuals under 18 receive instruction from a mature person on the relationship between these situations and reality.
If understood in terms of film rating systems, this content is similar to:
- Macau’s Group C — Not suitable for under 18 and prohibited for under 13.
- Hong Kong’s Level Two-b — Not suitable for young persons and children.
- Taiwan’s Parental Guidance 12 – Viewing is not permitted for children under 12.
- Singapore’s Parental Guidance 13 – Suitable for persons aged 13 and above but parental guidance is advised for children below 13.
- Malaysia’s *13 – For audiences aged 13 years old and above.
- United Kingdom’s 12A – Material that is not generally suitable for children aged under 12.
- United States’ PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned) – Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
Each situation puzzle has hints, but while the text is very honest and the pictures are naughty, don't blame me if you get misled by the images! The difficulty level is indicated next to the question, as follows:
- Simple
- Moderate
- Difficult
If you’re here alone, you can:
- Play with a chatbot like ChatGPT — one player presents a puzzle, and the other solves it!
- Challenge your reasoning skills by solving the puzzle using only the scenario and hints!
Participating in situation puzzles can stimulate players to step outside conventional thinking and develop deductive reasoning skills, training patience through repeated questioning. Players need to ask clear "yes" or "no" questions, enhancing their communication skills. However, overly abstract or vague clues can cause players to lose interest. Additionally, some scenarios may discomfort certain players or even trigger sad real-life memories, a sensitivity that transcends age. For Wikipedia editors, learning situation puzzles offers these pros and cons.
Pros:
- Enhances Research Skills and Cultural Awareness: Players need to understand elements such as idioms, history, or culture to create or interpret puzzles, which greatly benefits research skills. For example, understanding the poem phrase “Finally Return to Nature” relates directly to the story, enriching comprehension. This leads to more nuanced and refined language in future articles.
- Increases Engagement: Situation puzzles can provide editors with enjoyable challenges during breaks, sparking creativity while resting. If editors visit Wikipedia more often for these puzzles, it might even encourage more frequent editing.
- Improves Logical Structure Ability: Analyzing hidden stories helps editors organize information on Wikipedia more coherently.
- Explores Diverse Topics: Situation puzzles cover a range of knowledge, such as literature and biology, enhancing the editor's background knowledge. Titles of some situation puzzles here incorporate puns in both Chinese and English, guiding the editor towards translation strategies for wordplay.
Cons:
- Time-Consuming: Puzzles are very time-consuming, and delving deeply or becoming absorbed in complex puzzles might detract from more essential editing tasks.
- Overlooking Citations: Situation puzzles often contain fictional elements, which could develop a corrupt habit of writing without citations.
"Loss" of Life"lung" Impact
[edit]Simple Several people conspire to illegally transplant a pair of lungs, even confining anyone obstructing them. Why can they be on the loose?
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No one was killed. The goal was rescuing life. |
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Doctors performed this lung transplant surgery in a legitimate operating theater. |
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These people were doctors performing an urgent lung transplant on a critically ill patient, ignoring the waiting list protocol. To stop the hospital management from entering the operating theater then forcefully interrupting the surgery, they had no choice but to block interference. Later, higher authorities approved the surgery, preserving all doctors' licenses and purity. | The situation is adapted from content in episodes 17-18 of Big White Duel 2.
The alternative English title, "Loss of Life'lung' Impact," plays on the phrase "Lots of Lifelong Impact." "Loss" of "Life'lung'" suggests the literal loss of a lung (or life) due to the critical nature of the situation. The phrase also plays with the idea of "lifelong impact," reflecting the irreversible consequences of missing the opportunity for a timely transplant. The inserted "lung" in "Life'lung'" not only points to the organ at the center of the story but highlights how failure to act results in the permanent loss of both the lung and possibly the patient's life. This wordplay captures the time-sensitive urgency and high-stakes decision-making involved in organ transplantation, where both the lung's viability and the patient’s life are at risk. By transforming "Lots of Lifelong Impact" into "Loss of Life'lung' Impact," the title conveys that without immediate action, the impact would indeed be "lifelong" — meaning both the doctors' and patient's lives could be irreversibly altered, either through the patient's survival or loss. Literary details: The original Chinese title actually has a more nuanced, layered meaning. The table below compares and illustrates both titles.
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Regular Shocks
[edit]Simple A certain phenomenon occurs several times each year in certain cities, usually involving over a thousand people each time. Some people get electric shocked, especially toward the end. What is this phenomenon?
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This phenomenon is a human activity. |
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Only those whose lives are in danger need to be shocked to regain consciousness. |
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Marathon. As they approach the finish line, more people overestimate their abilities, leading to the use of an automated external defibrillator (abbreviated as AED). | Marathons are highly demanding on endurance, requiring long-term training and proper rest to participate safely. News stories around the world highlight cases where marathon participants face sudden death.
The AED plays an important role in such moments, being a life-saving device that anyone can learn to use. Knowing how to use an AED is a valuable skill that can save lives, marathon or not! |
Burning off the "Plan"
[edit]Medium Why did A's cancellation of their suicide plan cause burns to B?
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A's incomplete knowledge led to the accident. |
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A knows about acids and bases, but not completely. |
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A didn’t complete the plan and experienced severe discomfort instead. |
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Person A has superficial knowledge of chemistry, specifically the concept that substances with very high or very low pH are strong acids or bases, but they don't understand concentration. Person A planned to drink something they believed had an extreme pH, but the concentration wasn’t sufficient to cause unconsciousness or death. In severe physical discomfort, Person A vomited the substance, and most of the vomit splashed onto Person B, who was passing by.
A had shallow knowledge of chemistry and was aware that substances with extremely low or high pH are strong acids and bases. However, they lacked an understanding of concentration. A planned to drink a substance they believed had an extreme pH, but its concentration was too low to cause unconsciousness or death. Experiencing intense physical discomfort, A vomited the substance, causing most of the vomit splashed on B, a passer-by. |
"Burning off" in the title originally means "destroying by heat," but is extended to mean "cancelling".
Person A is unlikely to work in a chemistry-related profession, so the substance was likely something common, like bleach. Both pH and concentration influence corrosiveness. For example, spilling 1M hydrochloric acid on hand and rinsing it off may cause minor harm, but changed to 10M of that typically requires medical treatment. Literary Note: The Chinese title is "一筆勾「燒」" playing on the chengyu [note 2] "一筆勾銷" (to write off completely). They are homophones. |
Crying, Fighting, Killing
[edit]Medium A group of people often shout about killing each other. Each person's target frequently changes, but the target usually wears a different color of clothing than they do. What is this group doing?
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Everyone understands they aren’t actually killing anyone. |
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These 34 people are playing. Normal version of this game is very well-known. |
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Sixteen people are wearing black clothes, and sixteen are wearing white clothes. |
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They are playing a real-life version of chess. Two people act as commanders for each side, while the remaining players each represent a chess piece based on their clothing. Their enthusiastic shouting reflects their desire to "capture" opposing pieces. | It is highly unlikely to gather 34 people to play chess in real life as mentioned. On the other hand, traditional chess can be easily played without seeing anyone's body via websites like Chess.com. |
Finally Return to Nature
[edit]Moderate A is surprised to find the door open. Just as A pokes the head out, B breaks A's neck. Why did this happen?
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The door belongs to a cage. |
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A and B are both animals, not humans. |
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B believes A might fly high, so it's time to action. |
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Bird A found the cage door open. But in hurry to leave, A didn’t notice Cat B, ambushing. Fearing that A might fly high, B attacked before A completely exited. | The puzzle title is inspired by Tao Yuanming's (陶淵明) work, "Returning to Countryside," (歸園田居) with the original sentence as "復得返自然". The phrase "fenced cage" (樊籠) in the previous sentence "so long inside the fenced cage" (久在樊籠裏) in this case symbolizes a birdcage, and combined with "return to nature" here signifies death, inevitable for all organisms.
Literary details: This poem including "so long inside the fenced cage, finally return to nature" (久在樊籠裏,復得返自然) is basically expressing the writer physically and mentally returned to rural areas. The poem describes various natural landscapes, but also represents that he was finally far away from official circles he hated, very likely represented by "fenced cage"(樊籠). |
Broken Bridge, Unbroken Will
[edit]Moderate Person A intentionally uses several C-4 explosives to break the Sai Van Bridge and kill themselves, causing part of the bridge and A to fall into the water. Why was A only lightly criticized?
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The criticism was related to environmental protection. |
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No one besides A and B died. |
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This action effectively stopped a train from crossing Sai Van Bridge. |
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B had hijacked a train, packed it with explosives, and was driving it across the bridge to Macau Peninsula. To save numerous lives and buildings, A had no choice but to cut the bridge, sending the train and B into the sea, perish together with B, thereby minimizing destruction. A was lightly criticized because a lot of fish were likely killed in the process. | The situation is adapted from content in Shock Wave 2, while mainly relocating from Hong Kong to Macau.
If the explosives had totaled ten tons of TNT equivalent, and detonated at Barra station as B planned, every life and building within a kilometer could have been obliterated instantly, spreading to Barra, Sai Van, and Nam Van areas in Macau. Within a kilometer of Barra station are World Heritage sites like A-Ma Temple, Moorish Barracks, Lilau Square and the Mandarin’s House. Macau aspect like the Macau Tower, Edifício Dos Juízos Criminais Do Tribunal Judicial De Base, Sai Van Lake Fire Station and Fire Services Headquarters, Complexo Municipal Do Mercado de S. Lourenço, Our Lady of Penha Chapel, along with Zhuhai aspect of Zhuhai International Convention and Exhibition Center and several schools, would also suffer. It is worth mentioning that within a 1200-meter radius, the Legislative Council Building, the Government Headquarters, the Second Instance and Final Courts, as well as the Wanzai Port, can also barely survive. Under such extreme circumstances, prompt action on both sides became the only way to protect valuable civilians. |
"Falling Out" with a Parachute
[edit]Moderate Why did A, familiar with skydiving, die shortly after using a parachute in mid air?
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This death was not caused by malfunction of parachute. |
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A was about to leave a plane, infuriating most of the passengers. |
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A's parachute was deployed prematurely before exiting the plane, leading to A's death within seconds. |
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A was one of the hijackers, and all the hijackers were attempting to escape. With no one piloting the plane, it was bound to crash, so most passengers struggled to keep the hijackers from escaping. In some sort of pulling, A's parachute was inadvertently deployed against the wind, causing A to be sucked into the plane's engine and die as soon as they left the cabin. | In the title, "Falling Out" means dropping away while "Falling-out" means a argument. The situation is adapted from content in High Forces.
These hijackers also took control of the cockpit, and passengers knew that if the hijackers escaped, they would likely die, which is why they were willing to fight back. In reality, even if a parachute is deployed too early, it would have to be near the plane to result in such a death from the original one. Literary Details: The Chinese title "不歡而「傘」" is derived from the chengyu [note 2] "不歡而散" (depart due to unhappiness), in which "散" (depart) is replaced with homophone "傘" (originally meaning a umbrella, but symbolic as a parachute), leaving the title "[use] parachute due to unhappiness" |
The Source of Life
[edit]Difficult A, B, C, and D are all specified characters in this event. A is a mother who helps her son B drink water. Why was A arrested years later?
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A and C divorced after giving birth to B. |
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D is A's current husband. |
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D arranged an "accident" to put B to death. |
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A used her professional knowledge (career) to assist D in the incident. |
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C is B’s father. After A and C’s contentious divorce, A married D. D persuaded A, a doctor, to assist in murdering B. In the opportunity of delirious (such as asleep or drunk) C, D visited B’s home to provoke B, in ensuing altercation A's "self-defence" caused B struck his head, began bleeding profusely, and have little mobility. After D left, A came over, guiding B drink several hundred milliliters of water. B and A had an average relationship, so B accepted A's action. Afterward, C woke up, and A told him to report B’s injury to the police. B was hospitalized and died within a day, leading to C’s wrongful conviction for manslaughter. Years later, new evidence implicated A due to her profession, exonerating C, while A and D were imprisoned due to murder. | The title is based on the epithet for water. The situation is adapted from content in A Guilty Conscience, while mainly reversing the genders of all the characters.
Water is honored as the source of life, maintaining all life and promoting human health. However in this case, it became the source of terminating life for B. When a person is bleeding heavily, drinking excessive water not only fails to help but worsens the condition. Large blood loss reduces blood volume and pressure, impairing bodily functions. Drinking too much water dilutes the blood, reducing oxygen delivery and clotting efficiency. While excessive hydration under minor or no injuries is normally recoverable in several days, it may escalate mortality in severe bleeding cases. |
Riddle
[edit]Play-on-words
[edit]Some are provided with answers, while others are not, as you are expected to be skilled after such training!
Guess a board game by rejecting uranium.
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UNO | Rejecting means saying "no", while U is the chemical symbol of uranium. Combining them spells UNO. |
Guess a board game terminology of anti-prostitution.
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Checkmate | Anti-prostitution involves by inspecting whether couples engage in illegal trades. "Check" refers to something that stops or halts an action. "Mate" refers to a companion or partner. Merging results in checkmate. |
Guess a website by fortnightly eating two tiny beans grown in pods on 10 June.
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Wikipedia | Fortnightly eating two beans is equal to eating one bean weekly. A pea (singular as weekly habit)matures in a pod as tiny beans. 10 June is the Portugal Day, which is Portuguese's day. In Portuguese language, day is "dia". Weekly-pea-dia pronounces similar to Wikipedia. |
Guess an organism of the reason of visiting the Mediterranean, Arab and Asia.
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Yeast | "Why", exact homophone of letter "Y", asks for reason. The mentioned geographic regions is named as The East or The Eastern world. Y-east is the answer. |
Now it's time to prove your skills! No answers is given from now on, so solve the coming riddles by your own!
Guess a kinematics concept of five marks in chess rating in town.
You can't guess a person. He or she vibrates 2.718281828459 long stick weapon.
Guess a location of the events of an alien suffocates you, a Crataegus fruit flips and an aerobic smallest biology unit migrates westward to earn currency of Finland.
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I have visited this place for thousands of times. This place, in my hometown, evokes mixed feelings in me due to the chaotic blend of good and bad people. |
Year Puzzle
[edit]Separate each digit of a certain year in decimal system without combining digits (such as the answer of is not , I don’t know the answer), and only with inserting mathematical symbols ( can be groundlessly inserted while in which cannot) to get a mathematical expression equal to a certain number.
The corresponding reasons of me choosing these years are
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Special alphabet
[edit]Mathematics alphabet
[edit]A for Algebra
B for Binary
C for Compound interest
D for Discriminant
E for Equation
F for Factorization
G for Golden ratio
H for Hexagon
I for If and only if
J for Joule
K for Kite
L for Line
M for Matrix
N for Number line
O for Octagon
P for Percentage
Q for Quadrant
R for Root
S for Set
T for Tessellation
U for Unit circle
V for Vector
W for Weighted arithmetic mean
X for X-axis
Y for Y-intercept
Z for Zero
Abbreviation alphabet
[edit]A for AM - Ante Meridiem
B for BMI - Body Mass Index
C for CV - Curriculum Vitae
D for DNA - Deoxyribonucleic Acid
E for EQ - Emotional Quotient
F for FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
G for GPS - Global Positioning System
H for HTML - HyperText Markup Language
I for IQ - Intelligence Quotient
J for JPEG - Joint Photographic Experts Group
K for KB - Kilobyte
L for LED - Light Emitting Diode
M for MRI - Magnetic Resonance Imaging
N for NASA - National Aeronautics and Space Administration
O for OD - Overdose
P for PM - Post Meridiem
Q for QR - Quick Response (code)
R for RIP - Rest In Peace
S for STEM - Science, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics
T for TV - Television
U for UFO - Unidentified Flying Object
V for VIP - Very Important Person
W for WFH - Work From Home
X for XP - Experience Point
Y for YMCA - Young Men's Christian Association
Z for ZEV - Zero-emissions Vehicle
Farewell(in case of retirement)
[edit]Past the tent, enfolded bow laid,
Hundred mu, brimming with shade,
One piece soil, extra tree's made.
This poem describes the matter that led to my enforced retirement . However, its true meaning lies hidden within the verses, and the real significance of the poem can be summarized in six lettersacrostic, 135246 Cheung. Readers need to carefully ponder each letter to grasp the subtlety and mystery within. The following explanation is just an initial interpretation of the poem's meaning.
ChatGPT helped create the English translation above with equivalent information (including the real significance). Here is the original Chinese version.
弓掛於帳後,
百畝濕氣受,
一土種樹又。
The English translation mirrors this harmonious structure: each line follows a similar syllable count of "three-four" and rhyme pattern of "-eɪd", creating a rhythm that preserves the original poem’s cadence and unity.
For the Chinese version, each line of this poem has five characters and they all rhyme. My native language is Cantonese, so I arranged for the words "後" (hau6), "受" (sau6), and "又" (jau6) to share the same rhyme ending "au6", creating a consistent and harmonious rhythm. Interestingly, it also rhymes in Mandarin: "後" (hòu), "受" (shòu), "又" (yòu)—all sharing the "òu" sound, further enhancing the harmony and balance of the poem. This poem carries a tone of reflection and contemplation, which is similar to the mood found in Cantonese. The sound enhances its poetic nature. Its meaning and imagery remain powerful, and the Cantonese rhyme adds an elegance to the poem.
The "bow" symbolizes a tool or weapon that was once used, but is now hung up, signifying my stepping down and no longer actively editing. The "tent" represents something precious, though not frequently used, kept in a visible place. This line reflects my decision to end my editing work, but also shows that I still cherish Wikipedia and will continue using it after retirement.
The "hundred mu" symbolizes the vast and numerous articles I have contributed to and nourished, while the "shade" represents the vitality and care I have infused into these articles. These contributions continue to grow and flourish thanks to my efforts.
The phrase "extra tree's made" indicates that before I retire, I will plant two more trees, symbolizing my past contributions. These trees will grow, just like the legacy of my previous work.
Notes
[edit]- ^ Classical Chinese is awkwardly used in this sentence meaning "I am from Macau". A rough equivalent in English could be "Thee wight verily art Macau person".
- ^ a b c Chengyu (成語), mostly consist of four characters, are a type of Chinese idiom used throughout centuries.
- ^ a b Refering to the plot of The Last Dance.
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