Melloasjello

This page is about the wikipedia user Melloasjello. ASTOUNDING!!

Basics! ZOMG

Melloasjello's real name is Robin. She is a girl, last she checked. She's 18, living in Calgary, Canada. She has aspirations of becoming a librarian, if she doesn't change her mind again.

Various Favourites!

Movies

American Psycho, The Incredibles, Batman Begins, Secretary, Serenity

Idiotbox!

HEROES!, Firefly (I hate you, Fox.), The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs

Books!

The Lovely Bones, Harry Potter. OH GOD. I know there's more, I read a book every 4 days or so, but they were all rather unspectacular as of late.

And now, the most flagrant and astonishing abuse of userboxes, ever.

They're slightly addictive. Drat.

YA

This user is a young adult.

This user is female.

This user comes from Canada.

This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

This user is a Cancerian.

This user is of English ancestry.

This user is of French ancestry.

1+1=3?

This user does not understand mathematics.

+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

en-ca-N

This user is a native speaker of Canadian English.

LE-1

This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user enjoys reading anything.

HP

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

This user reads Marvel Comics.

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal.

This user's Internet service provider is Shaw Communications.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user uses BitLord.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats bagels.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats chili.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats poutine.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user likes pie.

This user eats potato chips.

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks milk.

This user is a checkers player.

cvg-2

This user is an intermediate gamer.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race.

ﬁreﬂy

This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.

This user is a Browncoat.
We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

TCR

This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.

V

This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

CBC

This user watches CBC Television.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user enjoys folk music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user enjoys klezmer.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

This user likes alternative rock.

Blue

This user enjoys The Blues.

This user has an iPod.

This user sings only in the shower.

This user enjoys rifle shooting.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user is a footballer.

This user is interested in
World War II

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys do-it-yourself projects.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user is a mental health consumer.

AvPD

This user suffers from avoidant personality disorder.

GAD

This user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.

OCD

This user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

This user does not smoke.

This user is right-handed.

This user loves
The Beatles.

INFP

This user's MBTI type is INFP.

This user is owned by one or more dogs.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user loves
corgis (corgwn).

This user is heterosexual.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

♂♀

This user supports gender equality.

This user is a supporter of the LGBTQ community.

HRC

This user supports the Human Rights Campaign.

This user is single.

This user is monoamorous and expects his or her partner to be likewise.

This user is drug-free.

This user enjoys philosophy.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

no
nazis

This user opposes facism in all its forms

This user is for racial equality.

This user will eracism on Wikipedia.

This user's favorite color is green.

snuk

This user says snuck.

CA

This user uses
Canadian English spelling.

This user is a mutant.

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user enjoys a varied sex life. (Alternating between hands does constitute "varied", right?)

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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This user has no more userboxes.