User:Jnelson09

Wikipedia-related commentary

Deletion debates

The so-called "Arguments to avoid" cover every freakin' argument I can possibly think of. If I am unable to have a voice without an argument that ISN'T on that damned list, then I'm screwed. How the hell am I supposed to make a point without being throttled down by some stupid acronym? I also try to talk to those who are flinging those freakin' acronyms around, but I can't, because they'll just keep flinging them.

How long does it take to stop a vandal?

After sufficiently warning a repeat vandal, I reported the vandal to the Administrator intervention page. The vandal got in several more vandalizing edits before being blocked. There was absolutely nothing I, as a non-admin, could do until nearly 20 minutes later when the vandal was finally blocked. That's just bad.

Actual userpage

I like letting the userboxes speak for themselves. If you can come up with a good way to keep them organized, I'd like to hear it.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user has been a member of Wikipedia since August 31, 2005 (under a different name).

6,000+

This user has made more than 6,000 contributions to Wikipedia.

This user scored 5886 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 216518349).

vn-1

This user page has been vandalized once.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

US

This user uses American English.

YA

This user is a young adult.

20

This user is 20 years old.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

~~Siblings~~

This user is an only child.

This user is male.

This user is confused.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user lives in the U.S. State of North Carolina.

This user lives in or hails from Raleigh.

This user's time zone is UTC-5.

AS

This user has Asperger syndrome.

This user has social anxiety.

This user is right-handed.

This user is a Libran.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is drug-free.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user supports public transit.

This user is interested in politics.

lib

This user is a liberal and doesn't understand why Americans have demonised the word.

agn

This user is agnostic.

☯

This user is interested in Karma.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user will eracism on Wikipedia.

This user is a supporter of the LGBTQ community.

This user believes that sweatshops in poor countries do more harm than good.

This user is single.

This user supports both straight and gay marriages, and is against any restrictions on who can marry.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user maintains a blog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user is a waffle eater.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves oranges.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats chicken.

This user likes pie.

This user eats popcorn.

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user drinks water.

This user drinks milk.

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

This user is a roadfan.

This user has visited 17 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

17

Cards

This user enjoys playing poker.

+

This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user kicks butt at Tetris.

LGI

This user prefers Luigi.

fan-0

This user dislikes the computer or video game Resident Evil.

fan-3

This user's favorite computer or video game character is Kirby (Nintendo).

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

Scrubs

This user enjoys watching Scrubs.

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

HSR

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

>_<

This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

MONK

This user watches the television show Monk.

MITM

This user knows "you're not the boss of me now."

#270

~~Vandalized Wikipedia~~
This user loves My Name Is Earl

+

This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.

$

This user is a fan of game shows.

STOP!

This user wants to Press Their Luck.

This user wants to match the stars.

J!

This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

Bob	This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.

YA RLY

~~Fox News~~

This user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

Clue

This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...

band-3

This user likes They Might Be Giants.